algorithms, deities and cheeseburgers

aphmontrealiss0coollike:

hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

BLEEEAAAAUGH 

HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

the gods have spoken

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

jspowerblogger:

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

Omg this is my comic, it’s got like a billion notes, I am so fame

Hold my calls, secretary, I am too famous for calls

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

cumbercolllective:

I’ve saved tumblr for us, don’t worry guys. You can all go back to your regular blogging now. 

smokeporch:

Drama-Free

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

paleofuture:

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